Snow.
Little drops of frozen water.
These microscopic droplets are so dangerous, that it can put an entire country at a standstill. Postmen can’t deliver post. Refuse collecters can’t empty bins (for six weeks). Teachers can’t get to the schools to teach the children how dangerous the snow is.
And I can’t do any sodding work because concerts are being cancelled!
I hate snow!
- Author
Apparently…
When you’re hit with a snowball, killing’s as easy as breathing
You can’t get any work? But there’s always the escort service. I bet many ladies of London would love to have you on their shoulder.
“Hmm, and who is this Lady Peppermintcrisp?”
“Oh, this is Michael Madam Crampbottom. I got him on sale, do you like?”
“Oh… very much so… *drool*”
Although of course this is a regular Saturday night for you, I guess.